Thursday, July 21, 2011

Self-Visualisation

Oberoi mall, Goregaon, July 21st

Storekeepers of 3 well-known Madura brand stores – Louis Philippe, Raymonds and Van Heusen were stunned by the strange phenomenon of the appearance of a well-dressed, good-looking 20 something girl materializing in front of their stores between 4 pm and 5 pm for two consecutive days. This vision prowled back and forth outside the outlets, assaulted any customers who walked out of the stores with pen and paper in hand, all the while with a haughty expression on her face and a look that could throw daggers at anyone who tried to divine her purpose. After some internal clock went off at 5 pm though, she promptly dived into one of the very same stores that she had kept watch over. Mall authorities are now trying to ascertain the identity of this mystery visitor.

On a related but different note, Louis Philippe, Raymonds and Van Heusen outlets in this mall are now frantically searching for a cure for the guards manning the door, all of whom went into a trance after this visitor scorched the floors outside the stores. The last heard words from these guards were ‘Death glare’ (albeit in Hindi)!

1 comment:

  1. Monapoly do you remember how we similarly harassed the poor CCD couple who 'get so little time with each other as it is'?

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